Former resident saboteur at Stalag 13, recruit of the SSR, now a SHIELD operative. Drop me a line, I may be able to help, but don't count on a foolproof solution. There are too many fools for that.
(MCU-integrated blog for Colonel Hogan, of Hogan's Heroes. Singleverse, singleship, and modern day. Hogan appears the same as he did in the 40s, and is a member of the SHIELD recruited by the SSR after the war.)